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Mr. Blackadder, sir, I have a cunning plan

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As I was trying to fall asleep last night, I had a BRILLIANT idea.

I know how The White House can sell the Iraq War to the American people. I’m telling you, this is guaranteed to work.

They just have to use the marketing people from Apple, Inc (they’re no longer calling themselves Apple Computer) and change the name of the country from Iraq to iRaq.

See, I’m brilliant, right?

Then they could hire John Hodgman and Justin Long and do a series of television ads extolling the virtues of the iRaq War – you know, how it’s so much better than the old, unhip wars, how it’s so much easier to use, so on and so forth.

Just imagine the possibilities …. (iRan? iNdonesia? iNdia?)

You could even use it at home. Want to get people to move away from densely-populated areas to sparsely-populated ones? How about iDaho?


I’m a genius.


Written by The Canuck

January 17, 2007 at 10:54 am

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  1. Brilliant! All the kids would want to go it iRaq! And Apple can be part of rebuilding the infrastructure by supplying every Sunni and Shite with an iPod and iPhone. Oh, the possibilities! iLoveiT!

    David Schleicher

    January 17, 2007 at 11:45 am

  2. That is possibly the funniest iRaq post I have ever read. You are brilliant!


    January 17, 2007 at 2:45 pm

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