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Where we’re very polite (even when we’re ranting about things that irritate us)

Other long-standing feuds I’d like to see explored in a commercial a la “Hi, I’m a Mac.” … “And I’m a PC.”

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Some of these are funnier than others (courtesy of the folks at McSweeney’s):

“Hi, I’m Dad’s Root Beer.” “And I’m RC Cola.”

“Hi, I’m The Misfits.” “And I’m Glenn Danzig’s solo career.”

“Hi, I’m buying alcohol.” “And I’m paying rent.”

“Hi I’m Long Island.” “And I’m New Jersey.”

“Hi, I’m the internet.” “And I’m doing something productive with my free time.”

“Hi, I’m lactose intolerance.” “And I’m lactose tolerance.”

“Hi, I’m buying alcohol.” “And I’m paying off student loans.”

“Hi, I’m Woody Allen’s 1989 film Crimes and Misdemeanors.” “And I’m Woody Allen’s 2005 film Match Point.”

“Hi, I’m a Mac.” “And I’m a Golden Delicious.”

Feel free to add others


Written by The Canuck

January 22, 2007 at 1:11 pm

Posted in amusing, randomness

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  1. “Hi, I’m buying a ’92 Tempo.” “And I’m shaking my head at you like you’re nuts.”


    January 22, 2007 at 2:11 pm

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